Kung-fu coding

Derived from KUNG FU FIGHTING (Douglas, 1974)

Everybody was kung-fu coding
Those devs were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they coded with expert timing

They were funky Geeky men from funky Geekytown
They were coding things up and they were hacking them down
It's an ancient Geeky art and everybody knew their part
From a fix into a script, and coding from the heart

Everybody was kung-fu coding
Those devs were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they coded with expert timing

There was funky Billy Joy and little Sam Ruby
He said here comes the big job, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started writing with the hand
The sudden action made me flip now we're into a brand knew trip

Everybody was kung-fu coding
Those devs were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they coded with expert timing

(repeat)..make sure you have expert timing
Kung-fu coding, had to be fast as lightning

Licensed under fair-use/parody/whatever you have to do to not get sued for copyright infrigement these days.

(first one to upload a video on youtube with him singing that song, dressed as a kungfu coder gets some drinks from me)